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My crazy mother

This is the email my dad sent me about mom... she needs to be put away.

"On Thursday around 7PM, she was going to fix dinner for Mason and there was a loaf of bread jamming the freezer door.  She began slamming it and throwing food items around the kitchen,  I asked if I could help and she continued screaming and said that she hoped she broke the freezer beyond repair. She then started in on me for not buying her a freezer.  As i bent over to fix the shelf, she grabbed the lid of the coffee maker out of the top of the dishwasher and threw it at me.  She reached in the dishwasher and I thought she was going to start throwing more stuff, so I ran over and grabbed her by the back of her neck, which I should not have done, and she started slapping at me and said if I touched her again she'd call the police.  Mason was in the bedroom and heard the entire episode.  She told me that she was going to stab me in my sleep.  She has slept upstairs since Friday and is not talking to me.  This is not the first time she has gone off the rails, as you know.  I don't know how to deal with her.  She said she was going to leave and to live with her mother, which is fine with me.  As you are aware, she has had bouts of depression and screaming fits for over 25 years.  I'm sure part of her problem is all of the drugs she is taking.

Love

Dad"

The sex dream

This is the sex dream I had in January about a doll that has been haunting me for years...

I get home and after locking the front door I feel hands cover my eyes and some giggling behind my ear. Smooth satin gloved hands gently stayed in place, temporarily blinded me. Your voice, low and excited, "I have a surprise for you! Keep your eyes shut and follow me to the bedroom." I felt a few kisses on my neck and with a big smile I obeyed following the clicking of heels. You positioned me and then my pants and undies were pulled down. You gave me a gentle shove and I sat. I was on the taller hump of the sex furniture. Your satin covered hands milked and caressed my erection, then warm and wet lips slid down to replace your hands. I kept my eyes closed enjoying the most perfect bj in history! "Open your eyes babes!" You said still with an edge of excitement. You were on your knees titty fucking me. A huge beautiful smile across your face, glasses framing your eyes and raven black hair pulled back into a tight knot at your crown. Short black gloves were pushing your breasts together around my throbbing manhood. Wide, lace topped, black stockings pulled up high on your thighs and black, velvet stilettos graced your feet. I pulled you up standing and embraced you, drinking deeply if your perfect mouth. Our tongues danced. "Best surprise ever babe" I whispered. You pulled away. Oh this wasn't the surprise. This was the intro."

With a single motion you stripped off the matching black, lace, boyshort panties and hopped onto the bed and gestured to a woman in identical lingerie, hair, glasses and heels (before you took off your panties) half propped up on the bed. "She arrived in the mail today, isn't she pretty? And her boobs feel amazing!" You pulled me onto the bed and pressed my hands onto one of each of both of your breasts and your hands then coveres the other breasts, yours and hers. "They're huge but I love them. They feel like mine. Want mine this big? It'd be simpler for our wardrobe. One size for everything!", you said in a serious tone. You were bouncing on the bed with pleasure and excitement like a child at Christmas. I blurted out, "What the hell?" and trailed off before I completed that thought.

It wasn't a woman dressed as my wife's twin being groped by us. It was a near identical copy of a woman (albeit a stylized, characture of one) in silicone! "I got her for us! She's fun! I took pictures and all my lingerie fits her. Not across the cheast though. Here, feel her lady parts!" And you pulled off her black, lace boyshort panties and tossed them at me. With a single hand you gently pulled me towards her by my very prominent erection and guided me into her. "Wow it feels real" I said. " when did you order this?" 

"She, not it. She's a girl and her name is Linda." 

"It's a doll!" 

"She's as real as you want her to be and I want her to be our live in girlfriend and fuck toy. Be nice, introduce yourself to Linda." Your voice was matter-of-fact and your face equally serious about it. "And no cumming in her, I want it all in me. I don't care how close you are to finishing, you pull out and cum in my pussy. We are going multiple rounds. No whimping out or going soft on us."

"Hello Linda. Welcome home. And I'll fill you with my cum til your hearts content!" I said. And you got beind me and started working my hips in and out of Linda. I got down to the business of playing with our new toy and your hands roamed over me palying with every tickle spot I loved and even my brought new pleasure massaging my asshole, not quite penetrating me but half way threatening. I kept pumped and moaning and kissing you both and sucking on various nipples not caring if it was real or silicone. You moved around and stratled over her sticking your firm, beautiful, round, ass out for me. "My turn!" You sang. And I hungrily obeyed. Your wet, velvetly pussy enveloped my engorged cock. I grabbed your hips and stroked at a fast pace. Our bodies slapping together each time I thrust in. "Do Linda. I wanna watch some more." I pulled out of you and went back to the doll. 

You rolled me onto my back and hopped on top. "Cum in me right now. Please! I need to feel you pulse and throb in me." My body responded as asked! You pulled the doll on top of me and chastised me again for calling Linda 'it'. We continued our "3-some" until i had spent my energies 4 times that afternoon and evening. At the end of it I lay between my loving and very kinky wife and our new 'girlfriend'. Each a mirror image of the other: one silky stocking covered leg draped over mine, a satin, gloved hand on my chest and face nuzzled in my neck. We fell asleep together.

New Halloween costume!!

I decided to be silly one day and write my wife the note below with the pic in a text measage. She said it should be my Halloween costume, if I add a crown and cape. So I'm doing it!

"I am Guacos! The god of guacamole and all other avocado based religions! Fear my delicious green smooth fruit. Tremble before my polyunsaturated fats and zero cholesterol! Bow down before my superfood status!"

Funny, no?